Toys for the Big Boyz Part 1

by on Oct.10, 2019, under Ultimate Edition

I am going to start releasing a series of tools. I am going to start by releasing a new toy called Uno (Ultimate Network Optimizer), even my beta testers currently do not possess this tool. This tool is in it’s infancy. I have a lot of work to still do to this tool. Once complete, will automatically Optimize your LAN (Local Area Network) & WAN (Wide Area Network) for optimal performance. Before you get click happy to download the tool, please read this entire article completely. I am going to provide a gift at the end. Does Uno work?

theemahn@JackHammer:~$ ssh storage@
The authenticity of host ‘ (’ can’t be established.
ECDSA key fingerprint is SHA256:dtiEX5aoFjvMQENP17RyE4p+6aJt/JWkWPt34CTmXt0.
Are you sure you want to continue connecting (yes/no/[fingerprint])? yes
Warning: Permanently added ‘’ (ECDSA) to the list of known hosts.
storage@’s password:
Welcome to Ultimate Edition 6.5 Server (GNU/Linux 5.3.0-13-generic x86_64)

* Documentation:

* Kata Containers are now fully integrated in Charmed Kubernetes 1.16!
Yes, charms take the Krazy out of K8s Kata Kluster Konstruction.

11 updates can be installed immediately.
0 of these updates are security updates.
To see these additional updates run: apt list –upgradable

Last login: Tue Oct 8 07:48:47 2019 from
storage@storage-server:~$ iperf3 -s
Server listening on 5201
Accepted connection from, port 30170
[ 5] local port 5201 connected to port 30172
[ ID] Interval Transfer Bitrate
[ 5] 0.00-1.00 sec 1.08 GBytes 9.29 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 1.00-2.00 sec 1.09 GBytes 9.32 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 2.00-3.00 sec 871 MBytes 7.30 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 3.00-4.00 sec 1.08 GBytes 9.32 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 4.00-5.00 sec 1.08 GBytes 9.31 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 5.00-6.00 sec 1.08 GBytes 9.31 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 6.00-7.00 sec 1.08 GBytes 9.25 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 7.00-8.00 sec 867 MBytes 7.27 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 8.00-9.00 sec 1.06 GBytes 9.11 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 9.00-10.00 sec 1.08 GBytes 9.30 Gbits/sec
[ 5] 10.00-10.00 sec 1.08 MBytes 8.73 Gbits/sec
– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
[ ID] Interval Transfer Bitrate
[ 5] 0.00-10.00 sec 10.3 GBytes 8.88 Gbits/sec

I started out with 1/2 a GB a sec in performance, I would say YES! I do not see 10 Gigabit above TheeMahn, let alone 20 Gigibit for dual fibre? I have seen 1.2GB a sec off single fibre that is the max 10 Gigabit fibre can provide. Yes, I am still honing the tool.

TheeMahn, break it down already:

Ultimate Network Optimiser (uno) 1.0.0, 09/13/2019
GNU uno home page: <>.
E-mail bug reports to: <>.
Be sure to include the word uno somewhere in the Subject: field.

Usage: uno -<-COMMAND> [OPTION]

Mandatory arguments to long options are identical for short options.
possible commands…

-a –auto-optimize automatically detect and optimize network.

-h –help this help message.

-i –info displays information about network controller(s).

-m –modify modify an exiting network controller(s).

-s –service set uno as a service and auto optimize network devices on boot.

-S –security set security level on network devices on boot.

-t –test test internet & network speed and exit.

-v –version dump version info and exit.

uno –help [COMMAND] for further information.


You can download ultimate-edition-ultimate-network-optimizer-all_1.0.1.deb.  You are welcome.  I did promise you a gift if that was not enough 😉  I am going to provide you an Operating System with the tool integrated as well other tools I am writing including Repostorm.  I got your attention there didn’t I? Tmosb 2.0.5 (TheeMahn’s Operating System Builder) built it this morning, also integrated in the Operating System.

Did you know I was going to patent Repostorm?  AI (Artificial Intelligence) or ML (Machine Learning) will overtake the storm or a combination of the 2.  I make enough money I am happy, I am not greedy.  I am sure they will use it to feed their greed engine.  Repostorm is now Open Source.  Only took me 10 years to write it.  Tiny footprint, massive impact.

We will talk about that in Part 2.   After this entire Fiasco is over.  I want you to always worry about what I am writing software wise, they are.  Click on Enjoy if you want the gift.

Sorry for being so Cryptic.  Let me put on my resume Operating System Builder.  Bill Gates on crack.  I thought I made it abundantly clear I am not about Money, what remains?  Power. I have plenty of that & once again don’t care.  We are dwindling down now.  What can it be, what is my motivating factor?  We will talk about that too in Part 2.



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1 Comment for this entry

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    I’ve been anxiously waiting for this gift for a long time and I want to be among the first to express my abundant gratitude. I’m a 69 year old somewhat computer geek and long time user of your fabulous operating systems and tools.Your distributions are what converted me from MS-DOS and Windows to Linux and I so appreciate your systems. Your early distros made all the difference. Prior to them I found Linux to be very complicated and hard to use provided I could even get it to install. Ultimate Edition changed all that. I am now and have been for a few years an exclusive Linux user thanks to you. Thank you again for your generosity. I am deeply in your debt.

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